WE ARE M・T・T・B

Chapter 1

HAMA Tours - Terrace

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Chihiro

Soooo, here’s the deal~!

To all the lovely Chiitizens1 watching the stream right now, Chii’s got a hot announcement for all of you~!

Remember that dance vid Chii did with Ten-cham? It, like, went totally mega-bombshell-viral thanks to all of you ♪ So, thanks a bunchies for all the love and views!

And that ain’t even all, ‘cuz here’s the real-real-real-reeeal kicker! That vid was so viral it landed Chii an invite to the “Street Dance Extravaganza” with all the top influencers around~!

Ahaha! Nice to see you guys just as hyped~!

Wazzup wazzup~? “Isn’t the ‘Street Dance Extravaganza’ the one with all the top dancers from around the world?”

“Our Chii-sama’s gonna become a global sensation!”?

Doesn’t matter where, Chii will always be right by your side ♪

Hmm? “That vid was so dope, I’ve been looping it constantly! You’re definitely gonna enter, right?”

Abso-cutely Chii’ll be there~! Chii’s all set to join anyway, ‘cuz y’know, influencer events like this get massive clout, right?

My boss was like, “Join the event and make HAMA Tours even more famous!”

“Are you going solo?”, Man~, figured y’all would be curious ‘bout that.

There’s a solo category and a team category for teams of five or more people, and you can choose either~.

Since it was the vid with Ten-cham that got us here, Chii thought it’d be so totally awesome if we could compete together. So, Chii’s goin’ in with a team! Ten-cham’s our first confirmed member ♪

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At first, he was all, “What a pain in the ass”, but after some diligent daily persuasion from yours truly, he gave in! Impressive, right?

“I’m sooo stanning Chii-Ten’s friendship right now.”? Aww, that makes Chii real happie~!

And with that being said! The remaining 3 members are gonna be a fun and inchresting bunch, all handpicked by Chii——

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Neighborhood Cat

Meow.

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Chihiro

Hm? “Is that cat one of the members?”

Nooooo, ‘course not, this kitty and her babies have just been wandering ‘round here recently. The real members will be revealed during this stream~

Haha! Guys, chill! We’re gonna do a surprise reveal righty now~!

HAMA House - Snake Room

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Chihiro

Up first, we got the color wizard, Kirokkuma~!

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Kiroku

……..Natsuyaki……san?

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Nanaki

What’s with this “Up first” thing?

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Chihiro

Come on over, you’ll see, so c’mon~♪ Chii’s gonna borrow Kirokkuma for a bit, kay!?

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Nanaki

Ah, sure, go ahead.

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Kiroku

Wh…Wha….

HAMA House - Horse Room

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Chihiro

Comin’ up next isss~ The Avant-Garde helmet boy, Munecchi!

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Muneuji

Natsuyaki-san, what are you doing here with Kinugawa?

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Ushio

Wait, huh!? You got a camera with you…..! Don’t tell me this is a livestream? Please, don’t show my face on there.

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Chihiro

No worries, put some trust in Chii’s filming skills, mmkay~? Alright, Munecchi, c’mere~!

As for our final member…..You, who’s watching the stream right now. Chii’s comin’ to get you…. So wait patiently, alright? ♪

HAMA House - Boar Room

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Toi

AAAH~~~~~! I’m so excited! Who’s the last member? Who is he going to pick up!?

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Toi

Always know how to keep us on the edge of our seats, Chii-sama, no matter where or when….. You really are the ultimate idol ever…..!

Huh.

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Chihiro

Annnd there we have it~! Our final member, the pure-hearted angelic fortune-teller, Sugarael2, aka Tounya~♪

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Toi

…….Huh……. Whaaa……

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Chihiro

Ahaha, Tounya, did cat got your tongue? So kyute!

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Toi

M-Me…….. Huh?

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Chihiro

So, with this team, we’re gonna rock the hell out of that event~! Everyone, be sure to hype us up with everything you got, Chii’s leavin’ this honor to y’all ♪

Well then, that’s it for today’s stream! Buh-bye~!

  1. Term I coined for Chihiro’s fandom name (ちぃ民)

  2. Toi’s alias (シュガエル) is a pun between “Sugar” and “Michael” so I just combined them in English like that

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